| GOPHER DAY SIX ON BGA
Board Game Arena Games In Progress
Circle of Life 61
How does your theory (lol) explain this, Nick? Maybe you need dark energy or superstrings or something.
Some way to explain the unexplainable.
Update: Now there's a Blooms tournament signup. I guess Nick's feeling the heat. So far, only 2 people signed up, LOL !!
| DAY FIVE: GOPHER'S ALIVE
Board Game Arena Games In Progress
Circle of Life 62
Blooms has averaged only 22.3 plays per day over the 2 years and 3 months since it came online at BGA. Gopher, in
comparison, has averaged 101 plays per day over the 5 days it's been online. Already FIVE TIMES BLOOMS, and still growing.
|GOPHER VS BUG
I thought I was done with Nick Bentley but the phoney is congratulating himself again on bgg: "A developer recently wrote me
to say he wanted to implement Bug on Board Game Arena, free of charge." Translation: "My game is so great that people want to program it for
free." Bug, Nick's bastardization of Oust, won a bgg award. All that grody ass kissing garnered votes for the ant's purloined
breadcrumb. How many times will the ant run off with Oust? Ant Oust 1, Ant Oust 2,...
We'll see how great Bug is when Gopher is pounding it into the dirt. Stay tuned...
|GOPHER VS HEX
Day 3 in Board Game Arena beta, and Gopher is steadily growing. It just bypassed world classic Hex. I guess I need some new,
worthy benchmarks. Not some cheesy knockoffs from the bgg rat pack. Chump change. Of course there are a few notable designers on bgg. Nick
Bentley is not one of them. My "Not My Games" section about runs the gamut. Some of Dial Walltone's games were recommended for the list, but
they all seem to be works in progress. I've never seen a rule sheet for any of them. Just scattered discussions in forums. And they're
so mathy and complicated that I personally don't understand them. Then again, I don't understand a lot of things. So maybe they're good games.
They would have to comprehensible by me to make the list though.
There's a je ne sais quoi about Gopher. An appeal. A beauty of play. Players seemingly cooperate in forming a pattern, though of course they're
competing. People who play Gopher a first time want to play it again, right away. I play Gopher (and Backgammon, an unhealthy addiction).
Gopher isn't Oust, but not every game has to be Oust.
Dear bgg jackoffs who "don't get it": HAHAHAHAHA. Exactly. HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA !!!! Don't trouble yourself over it. I'll pit Gopher against any
game I ever saw on bgg.
Special thanks to Drew Edwards, who identified a problem on the size 5 board, prompting me to switch my Gopher program to size 6 in the planning
stage. I would hate for a problem to develop after programming it.
And thanks to Michael Amundsen who jump-started me, terminating my eight year game design hiatus. He encouraged me, and programmed and play tested
my games. Gopher wouldn't exist but for Michael's support. Nor would Zola, Kubodai... (so if you need someone to blame... lol). Good man.
One final note about Nick Bentley before moving on. How can I express how insignificant he is? Like a molecule of dog doo. No, that could only
be detected by a bloodhound. Any analogy should depict something offensive, but barely noticeable, and totally unimportant. Ten molecules of dog
doo. Yes, that's it. Nick "TMODD" Bentley.
|GOPHER VS CIRCLE OF LIFE
Gopher, not quite 24 hours in beta on Board Game Arena, has already bypassed No-talent Nick Bentley's Circle of Life, a game that borrows from
Oust and other games - without attribution of course. Circle of Plagiarism. Nick is too busy congratulating himself to acknowledge anyone else.
I didn't even know Circle of Life was on BGA - until I saw it in my rearview mirror.
Nick, you said Gopher "heuristics didn't come to [you]." Maybe that's not the only
thing not coming to you - like how to design a decent game. You're a phoney.
Gopher is shredding your games, Nick, one after another. First Blooms got thrashed. Now your "critters" got knocked out of the ring. What next?
Oh yeah, where's Bug? Gopher is getting hungry.
Update: Day 2 for Gopher in BGA beta. Score: Gopher 73, Circle of Life 67, Blooms (lol) 20. I see Bug is coming
to BGA soon. Great. One more No-talent Nick game to populate my rearview mirror.
|GOPHER VS BLOOMS
You'll never believe what happened. I'm driving my humvee in Palo Alto, when what do I see but a priest standing on the side of the road, his
thumb out, hitchhiking. Very strange. I usually don't pick up hitchers, but I've got a good feeling about this guy. So I stop, lean over, and
pop open the front passenger door. The guy hops in, and we're on our way. Minute or two later, I see this skinny little guy in pink pants
swaggering towards us on the sidewalk. I unconsciously mutter to myself, "That can't be Nick Bentley." Priest says, "Yep. It sure is."
Instinctively I step on the gas, close my eyes, and swerve onto the sidewalk. BOOM !! I open my eyes and see a blood smear on the passenger
window. "I GOT HIM !!" I gleefully exclaim. The priest calmly explains, "No, my son. You missed. But I got him with the door."
Gopher is still in Alpha on Board Game Arena, but it's already beating Nick Bentley's big game, Blooms. Who knows? Maybe Gopher is just
experiencing an initial bump. But consider the games' themes. You have a delicate flower, created by No-talent Nick. And you have a gnarly rodent,
created by me, gnawing at its roots.
My prediction? When Gopher gets into Beta, it's going to chain Blooms to the bumper of a pickup truck and drag it down a dry creek bed.
Nick, stop handing out "gourmet" boloney sandwiches. Nobody's buying it, except of course the bgg chumps, always clamoring for more of your "special
sauce." The people who matter, the players, don't want some worn out, delaminated re-tread. They want something new. Something different.
Something ORIGINAL. Nick, for once in your life, design something ORIGINAL. Don't forever be the lowly ant, running off with breadcrumbs ten
times your body weight.
Update: Yep, just as I predicted, except faster. Gopher has been in Beta for two hours and it's already got more than double the playership of Blooms.
This is the same Gopher that No-talent Nick was disparaging on bgg. But now my Gopher is wiping its ass with Nick's dainty little Blooms.
How is this possible, Nick? [chirping crickets] Exactly. Who the hell asked you in the first place? I hope you learned something here, Nick, you little
Update 2: Now, 14 hours after going beta, my gnarly Gopher is ripping Blooms to shreds. Gopher 52, Blooms 18. I always assumed "Blooms" was a
reference to flowers - a lovely little boquet. But maybe Blooms was inspired by algae blooms, depleting oxygen and secreting toxins. Algae
blooms would make more sense, being about as desireable as a No-talent Nick game.
Nick Bentley's ingenious critique of Gopher: "You're incrementally filling space on the board, and
it felt like the outcome is dominated by parity considerations. Heuristics didn't come to me, and because it's an 'inch-by-inch' affair
and I didn't see any scope for reversals of fortune or 'major' moves, I couldn't feel drama."
Brilliant. Gopher doesn't have heuristics, reversal of fortune, or drama, and it proceeds inch by inch... because it's an extremely simple game.
Nick's critique is like riding a bicycle and complaining that doesn't handle like a Porsche 911. Real Sherlock Holmes. This is the big game science guy.
Clue: Every game has parity. It's only a question of degree. The simpler the game, the greater the relative role of parity. So yes,
parity is part of Gopher. And it's not a bad thing. If you can count to two (this would exclude Nick Bentley), parity is nothing to fear.
The interesting quality of Gopher, that escapes Nick and most other bgg jackasses,
is how simple it is. The whole point of Gopher was to have an extremely simple game for Board Game Arena. Easy for me to program, and easy for people to
learn. Not to be the next Go. Let's see whose game is more popular on BGA a year from now, Sherlock.
Drew: "You're right that Gopher is a parity game, but it's not trying to be anything else. If you're looking for an intense, deep, tournament game...
then this is definitely not the game for you. It's a very light game with a low branching factor that makes pretty patterns
on the board. Think of it more as a collaborative meditation than a battle of wits.
"I like Gopher precisely because of these aspects, since there are not a lot of pleasant, relaxing games like this. The cool thing about the game,
to me, is that it has these simple meditative qualities, but the outcome remains a surprise until the end of the game (at least, for humans). I think
there's room for games like this - they won't appeal to everyone, but they don't need to."
Nick: "I've never thought to try to strip out drama and heuristics to try to make a game feel more meditative. It's a strange, fascinating
idea for me."
Yeah, Nick. It's really strange. Gopher had drama and heuristics but I stripped it out. You're an overflowing toilet.
In retrospect: This was just Nick straw-manning Gopher to avenge me for calling him out as a zero talent, professional ass kisser (see
"Banned" section below). In typical, castrated bgg eunich fashion, Nick contorted himself in an attempt to bitch slap me while simultaneously kissing my ass.
Chalk up another spastic gymnastic ass kissing spectacle on bgg.
Update: Nick Bentley is always talking about his kid. "I have a kid! I have a kid!" NEWSFLASH: NOBODY CARES. Poor kid. One can only imagine her
horror when she finds her panties all stretched out with pubes and a skidmark.
I like this game. When a game outside of my box makes an impression on me, it makes a big impression - more than my own games do. I remember being
awed by Amazons, and Mattock is in the same family. I had personal intruction from Mattock author Drew Edwards.
I asked Drew how he came up with Mattock and he said it took 8 years and 50 revisions. It makes sense. You wouldn't just dream up something
like Mattock in an afternoon. As with most games that have piqued my interest, I'm satisfied just knowing the rules of Mattock. I played it
just to make sure I understand the rules and to learn some basic tactics... and to immerse myself in it. Mattock is way too hard for me. Its few simple
rules give rise to complex gameplay.
I can't even manage to play Gopher right. First time players on BGA are beating me left and right. Gopher isn't random (anticipating asinine criticism).
It's just that there are naturally good players, making all the right moves right out of the gate.
I'm a little envious of Mattock. After playing Mattock, Gopher seems a little plain. But... I have what I have, it is what it is, and it's all good.
Nice to witness Mattock's launch on BGA, at about the same time as Gopher. Gophers are digging little tunnels under lawns, and miners are digging big
tunnels in mountains. It's a good time to be alive. Creating and experiencing the creativity of others.
| GOPHER AT BOARD GAME ARENA
Huge, huge fucking project. I haven't programmed anything in 235 years (no, not a typo). Big thanks to Sunil Patel for clues to solving
project-derailing bugs. He didn't actually write any code, but he gave me hints... like the murderer drove a brown car in London. Not a lot to go on,
but sufficient to turn it from mission impossible into mission difficult but doable. Fuck. I was working on this for like 12 hours a day for
the past few weeks.
Michael Amundsen got me going on game design again after an eight year hiatus. He contacted me about Cage to see if his
understanding of the rules was correct. Reading the rule sheet didn't
refresh my memory. Cage was gone. He asked me to let him know if I were to design any new games, and BOOM. I designed
eight games in about as many weeks. Michael play tested all of my games, programmed them for Ludii, added them to BGG, and invested
long hours investigating potential problems with Gopher. And... he suggested a change to correct
deadlocks in Inchworm. I acknowledged Michael's contribution in the rule sheet (in fine print, lol).
Drew Edwards put extensive effort into analyzing Gopher and found a solution on size 5, 7, 9... hexagonal boards. Red
starts in the center or a corner. Then, whichever way Blue branches out, Red continues the branch in the same direction. Drew
is now mentioned in one of my rule sheets as well. This never used to happen.
My take on Gopher? After all of Drew's investigative work, without finding a solution on even sized boards,
I don't think it'll happen. If there ever is a "solution", it'll be a combination of a futile attempt to play only on a certain
subgrid (or avoid one) and trying not to form losing parity zones. More a set of tactics than a solution. I really appreciate Drew's help
though. I'm currently programming Gopher for [unnamed game site; stay tuned...]. Drew's discovery led me
to change the board from size 5 to size 6. Now I'm satisfied that I have a super simple game, which is not solvable, and doesn't require the pie
rule. And... it's fun. I play Gopher several times a day. A lesser designer, with no appreciation for simple games, cautioned me, "Don't
break out the champagne." Au contraire. I'm thrilled with Gopher. My ceiling is dimpled from all the cork popping.
There are a small number of well wishers, including Alek Erickson, and a long list of naysayers. Christian Freeling doesn't
seem to be positive or negative. In discussions of my games, he only ever repeats the same comment. "This is like [insert Christian Freeling
game here], because where and if but..."
|SOFT FINITUDE (CYCLES PART 2)
Corey Clark contrived a non-finite game in which cycles wouldn't occur: Hex with the option of removing
your own stones. The principles I outlined in the Cycles section below still stand. Fact: In Chess, Checkers,
and Go (without ko), cycles never occur among beginners but almost always occur among experts.
I'm not a mathematician or a game theorist. But I can see that there's a principle at play here.
In perfect play of a non-finite game, there are three possibilities. A win for Player 1, a win for Player 2, or a cycle which
neither of the players
can break without losing. There will be zero or more first moves which guarantee a win for Player 1, zero or more first moves
which guarantees a win for Player 2, and zero or more "equitable" moves which leads to a cycle. Maybe in a particular game there are
no equitable moves. Every possible first move swings the advantage toward Player 1 or Player 2. I admitted as much in the
Just as a general principle, and I've yet to see a non-contrived example to convince me otherwise, there is a tendency
toward cycles with increasing skill. The designer's argument that he's seen his game played hundreds of times by any number
of beginners and never saw a cycle fails to convince me. I personally played Quadrature around 1000 times
with one of my neighbors, before our skill advanced to the point where we had a cycle.
I believe that Cycles find a way in normal games. E.g., not a game of 100,000 moves that takes a month of continuous
play to complete, not a connection game where players are gratuitously removing their own stones...
For me as a designer, finitude is more about architectural aesthetics than potential gameplay issues. Finite games are
a solution to a challenging puzzle. They're harder to design. I've had plenty of interesting
concepts that I've tossed out because I couldn't find any way to make them finite.
The recent trend of designers congratulating themselves for their latest soft finite game, that they've play tested ten times,
is just more crap heaped onto an already towering mountain of crap.
|"SOLVABLE" NONSENSE. (REQUIRED READING)
I am so tired of the, "This game should be solvable," SUPER asinine bullcrap. It's almost always,
"Should be solvable." And almost never, "I solved it." The extreme asininity is compounded when it's extended to supercomputers solving games.
For example Checkers. As though a supercomputer taking weeks to solve Checkers has ruined the game for you and me. Every game is solvable given enough
time and computing power. SO WHAT ???? Is the extensive computer analysis being uploaded to your brain, making you capable of perfect play? NO !! IT ISN'T !!
Checkers is still a perfectly viable game.
Dear fellow designers: SHUT THE F*CK UP WITH THIS "SOLVABLE" SH*T !!!!
If the game is so f*cking solvable, play it against a decent AI, lose ten times in a row, and then let's talk about how "solvable" it is. Until then,
SHUT !!!! UP !!!!!!!!!!! Have I made myself clear? For a game other than a Nim variant, your chance of solving
it is exceedingly remote. Please stop congratulating yourself on your superhuman game solving capability. Self congratulation is a pandemic among game
designers. STOP IT !!!!!!
Update: Drew Edwards found a solution to the super simple game of Gopher on size
5, 7, 9... hexagonal boards. Red starts by placing a stone in the
center or a corner. Then, whichever way Blue branches out, Red continues the branch in the same direction. So... I guess I stand corrected. It can
happen. But... the song remains the same. "This game should be easy for someone else to solve. But not me because my time is way too valuable to
waste on some unchallenging problem that someone else could easily solve."
Update update: I was demonstrating Drew's technique to my lawyer, and he beat me. Twice. Back to square one in the
quest for Gopher solutions.
Update update update: Oops, no Drew was right. We basically forgot the rules and didn't finish the game. Next time play first and drinks later.
Carlos Luna accused me of insulting BGG members on this issue. After I got done laughing, I checked the preceding
text and, as you can see, there's no mention of BGG or its members. But, if you want to insult yourself at my expense, permission granted.
|MY DESIGN APPROACH
My designs are motivated solely by architecture. I like to make original, unique, and interesting
rule sets. Of course if a game turns out to have outstanding gameplay, like
Zola, it's gratifying. Gameplay is
just not what drives me. Christian Freeling is the "game whisperer". He can intuit characteristics of a new design's
play in advance. I don't have that superpower. And I wouldn't use it even if I did.
I see designers congratulating themselves for their ability to analyze a game's hotness, coldness, soft-finitude,
and other esoteric qualities... and scientifically determine how much fun it will be to play. To me these
discussions seem like bullshit. They usually result in uninspired variants, like Nick Bentley's Blooms (for
which he extols his own "brilliance").
I usually, but not always, give my games at least half a run-through to see if deadlocks or cycles can occur. Or, if a design
seems like it might be vulnerable to first move advantage, I'll play it until I'm satisfied it's solid. I've tossed out somewhere around a quarter of
my designs because problems developed, or because they turned out not to be as original as I thought. Someone already had
a similar game. Now if their game is based on yet more similar games, it's not such a problem. But I don't want to run
off with anyone else's unique, original work.
I'm known for specializing in finite games. Or I guess I should call them "hard-finite" now since the emergence of
"soft-finite" discussions. I don't want to take a chance on cycles developing. I don't want you to invest a year advancing
your skill in a game that may ultimately fail you. I rule out cycles from the get-go. If cycles can't occur, they won't.
I'm often criticized for my devotion to the finite, and for my antipathy toward the player experience. But I do
what floats my boat. Not yours.
I've played a lot of Oust and
a fair amount of Zola. There are no other games I'd rather play (except
Inchworm, with its natural theme, is unusual and intriguing.
I played a lot of Flume.
It's a parity/Nim experience, which is not really my forte. But there's something engaging about Flume.
Fractal is my favorite connection game. Beautiful to behold.
Designed to minimize first move advantage.
Gopher is a super simple game.
Update: Gopher is an awesome game. It's the only game I like to play currently. I play it several times a day
using Michael Amundsen's Ludii script.
Rive has an extreme churn rate. Full sized game on a tiny board.
Good travel game.
Monkey Queen is well thought of.
Hex KB, like many of my games, is an interesting concept.
Like when Jeff Goldblum said, "Life finds a way," in Jurassic Park... Cycles find a way.
So-called "soft-finite" games may be crappier than claimed. Cycles may not happen in the first 10 or
100 plays. It may take 1000 plays. That's what happened to me with Quadrature. Cycles are a force of nature, like a whirlpool.
You don't realize you're caught in one until it's too late. Players can't break out of a cycle without losing. As
skill increases, play "tightens". Advantage doesn't flop back and forth with each successive blunder. Expert
opponents together chart a course for a distant whirlpool. Good and perfect moves keep them on course. Bad moves divert them.
Classic examples of cyclic games are Checkers, Chess, and Go. "But wait," you say. "Go has superko!" - an asinine, retarded thing
to say, oft repeated by otherwise semi-intelligent individuals (Corey). Superko means you're not allowed to repeat a board
position. You're saying in essence, "Go doesn't have cycles because you're not allowed to cycle." You could apply that
"principle" to any non-finite game. Colossally stupid. Ko, triple ko, and superko are crap. Go - "minute to learn" (rofl).
You about need a PhD to understand all the intricacies of Go rules.
Beginners may never experience cycles in the three aforementioned classics, but experts are plagued by them. My reasoning is
inductive and intuitive. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe there's a game out there in
which cycles can happen but never will because intelligent, competitive play somehow thwarts them. I sincerely doubt it.
Not to glorify my own design strategy. I really don't care. It's just my belief. Cycles find a way. For most
games we'll never know. There are too many games, and not enough players, for play to become expert enough to find
out. But do you really want to invest years of effort, advancing your strategy in a game that may ultimately fail you?
I've heard the ridiculous counter claim that finite games are somehow vulnerable to "implosion" - a conjecture postulated by cyclic game
designers, projecting their implosion insecurity onto real games. All finite games can eventually be "trivialized" (lol). In other words,
learning some trick about the game makes it trivial to win. If winning becomes trivial then there must be an automatic win for Player 1 or Player 2.
They can't both win - at least not in my games. Chorus of clueless designers: "HUH?" Call it the Mark principle. So many designers are
grinning ear to ear, with their pants down to their ankles and their
thumb up their butt, congratulating themselves for their firm grasp of game design theory. I deserve some credit for cluing these bozos in. Other cockamamie
theory: Cycles mysteriously improve the quality of a game. Like a time bomb strapped to your fuel tank improves your mileage.
You want to play a real game that will never let you down? Play Oust. You will never wring out Oust as long as you live. Point of
interest - Oust has cycles. They're just not infinite cycles. Group dies, space is vacated, new groups fill the space. Repeat. It just
can't go on indefinitely. This "finite cyclic" behavior is what makes it so hard for AI to play Oust. You need real intelligence to
play Oust. Not artificial.
Corey Clark said, "Hex Oust was really decimated by the strategic ideas of Raph on iggc a
decade on (not like it became a bad game but no more 1 stone comebacks)."
WHAT?? I played Raph many times and watched him play many times. He was just a super good player whom nobody
Sure, Raph destroyed the 1 stone comeback. And the large group comeback. And every other kind of comeback
- against Raph.
Raph must have beaten Corey down to his last remaining stone. Corey presumed he could mount a comeback, and
instead just lost his last stone. Like the tennis player who hits a bad shot and immediately examines his racket
strings, Corey found an explanation for his loss other than his own inferior play. "Yeah, that's it! Oust is
coming apart at the seams!"
It's not as though Corey gained any insight from playing Raph. Corey continued to suck after Raph left (after
Raph got tired of beating everyone and moved on to something else). Corey can today be beaten by a 1 stone
comeback. Corey could himself execute a 1 stone comeback - against someone other than Raph.
Raph has a high IQ and was able to peer farther into the future than the rest of us. He also undoubtedly developed
some tactics that would have been impossible to explain to mere mortals, had he wanted to. There's no shame in
acknowledging good players. Most of them couldn't design their way out of a paper bag, and wouldn't want to.
They're perfectly content playing what's there.
No, the death of the 1 stone comeback has been greatly exaggerated. It's still alive and well - between evenly
matched players. I was there. Had Oust developed the slightest problem, I would have known about it. I think
Corey got into a patch of bad mushrooms in the Canadian outback. Why else would he go on a flight of fancy and
make up something absurd about Oust?
If Oust had revealed a flaw, I'd be the first to admit it. Other of my games are flawed. Quadrature, my first
game, has what I consider to be a flaw. Move cycles can occur. I found out the hard way, after having played at
least a thousand times, and it wasn't fun. Never again would I design another non-finite game.
Addendum: Witnessing the interminable flaw-fix cycle of Faust (Fussed?), I think I see the root of Corey's bizarre Oust
critique. Faust is fatally flawed. So now Oust, the inspiration for Faust, must also be flawed. Classic post hoc fallacy.
Update: Corey claims to have occasionally beaten Raph after Raph's ascendance to Oust supremacy. Show me the replay. I'm
having a little trouble with that, lol.
I don't play well with others. I've been banned from some sites, and I've self-exiled from others.
My latest temporary membership was at Corey Clark's discussion forum. We got along for a while, but he was persisting with
his nebulous claims that Oust was somehow harmed by advancing strategy. Strategy may have advanced in Oust.
From this one can deduce that strategy may have advanced in Oust. Nothing more.
Corey kept challenging me to a game of Oust to prove the power of his newfound theory of opening play. I finally relented
even though a win by Corey would prove nothing. Like most designers-cum-player, I'm not particularly known for my playing
skill. Neither is Corey.
So we open a board at igGameCenter, and Corey is executing his "advanced" play out of the gate. And he's winning, quite
convincingly. Then, he makes a less than ideal move. Not exactly a blunder. But not, as I told him afterward, what I would
have done. A short time later the game begins to turn slightly in my favor. Then suddenly he up and quits. Classic Corey.
The game served to demonstrate one thing. Oust is and will continue to be a game of least worse moves. Not a game of
Johnny-come-lately theories. If you're way smarter, you'll always win. Otherwise you won't.
Corey has claimed (it never ends) that even though the Oust game tree is ginormous, "not all moves are meaningful."
What does that even mean? What's a non-meaningful move?* If he's alluding to the prospect that, after thousands of Oust plays,
some opening moves have emerged as better than others, then fine. Make those opening moves and get on with it. Chess
has huge catalogs of opening plays. Memorizing opening plays isn't what one normally thinks of as "strategy". But it
hasn't exactly been a death knell for Chess, has it? As Corey himself has demonstrated, moving first and making some "prescribed"
opening moves doesn't guarantee victory. He had asked me if I would invoke the pie rule. I said, "No. Move wherever you
want. I won't invoke the pie rule." It didn't help him. He still lost.
So we go back to Corey's discussion forum and he's pretending not to be butthurt. Fine. Then he starts taking his frustration
out on Christian Freeling, who has declined invitation to the forum (wisely, lol). Apparently, Christian is the king of
self-glorification. It's debatable whether he once was. But what's not debatable is that Nick Bentley currently holds the
title. Nick, a zero talent ass, has taken the glory trip to heights Christian never dreamed of. I said in Corey's forum
that Nick's bathroom mirror has lipstick smudge from Nick kissing it every morning. (Nick periodically stops into the forums
to bless everyone with his latest self serving,
sh*t eating little tidbit. Back in the days of r.g.a., which
thank God has been dismantled, Nick referred to Bill Taylor as "one of the greatest minds in abstract games." Bill Taylor was
one of the fattest oafs in r.g.a., lording over the group with his fistfull of Nim variants, insisting that I
"earn his respect", rofl. Don't worry, I fixed Bill's wagon. But it was then that I first learned of Nick's unbridled lust for a
Corey announced that he was deleting my
comments. In his mind, it was somehow ok for him to smack talk Christian, because Christian wasn't there to defend himself.
But not the ass, Nick Bentley, who might see it. Never get between Corey's lips and Nick's anus. Lower ranked subordinates
like Corey are vital in the chain of butt lust.
Buh bye Corey forum.
* In a parity game like Flume, the initial phase consists of non-meaningful moves. This serves to set up a "random", unique position
for the strategic phase. But in a game like Oust, every move is meaningful, from the first
move to the last. If you're too retarded (Corey) to make meaningful moves, you'll never beat someone who does.
|TO COREY'S CREDIT
Corey designed an Oust class game. (Naturally finite [i.e., no ugly superko needed]. Played with two colors. Board starts
out empty and finishes with one color.) A rare achievement. Actually Faust is the only game I'm aware of, other than
Oust, in that class. Corey honestly admitted that Faust was inspired by Oust (though he later denied it). Named
it Faust to rhyme with Oust.
Nobody really understands why Faust works, or even IF it really works. So we kind of have
to take Corey's word for it. But I'm satisfied it's the real deal.